The Principality of The Glorious Wallachian Order is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.435 billion Wallachians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Targoviste. The average income tax rate is 50.0%.

The strong Glorious Wallachian Orderian economy, worth 783 trillion groshes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,548 groshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Glorious Wallachian Order's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Glorious Wallachian Order is ranked 145,544^th in the world and 2^nd in Mylktopia for Safest, scoring 60.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.